SPRING FAIR by the numbers

The first of my Super American Vacation! posts...


3: Entire days spent at Spring Fair

1: of these days that Baltimore was issued a Flood Warning.

12: Number of Hours spent consecutively drinking on Friday

100: Percent of meals on Friday that were based around "pasteurized cheese product" thanks to Spring Fair vendors
(think: Philly Cheese Steak, Cheese Fries, etc. etc....groan...)

20-30: Percent of people that looked completely confused to see me.

95: Percent of these people that I didn't like anyways.

1: Time I actually ducked behind a stranger to avoid seeing someone.

28479412798: Hug-Tackles received in Beer Garden (awww)

85: Percentage of people whose first response to seeing me was, "YOU'RE BLONDE!" (guys, I've been blonde on the inside for a long time)

15: Minutes spent in PJs (just about enough)

75: Times A***** W*** had to be convinced not to beat up a Sophomore that had insulted her
(Or as she screamed.."SOPHOMORE WHORE!")*
*postscript: The girl turned out to be a freshman, anyways

4: Perfect number of days to be back at Hopkins, before realizing that it's suffocating and I'm fine with not being here.

25: Of May 2006, When Commencement begins, and I'll be mentally with you guys. Mwah.


I'll post more post-US updates, including pictures, sometime very soon. Maybe they'll be funnier posts, maybe they won't. We'll see.